Subject: Formal Submission – Ceramic Mug Evidence
 
Honourable Members of the Panel,
I present for consideration a ceramic mug which proudly declares two guiding principles of modern life:
 
“Dance like no one is watching.”
“Email like it might be read out at a tribunal.”
 
Together, these maxims form a code of conduct equal parts liberating and terrifying. The mug itself is robust ceramic, capable of withstanding both microwave heat and the cold, hard stare of disciplinary review. The print is crisp, legible, and perfectly suited for moments when you need inspiration—or a reminder not to hit Reply All.
 
Ideal for free spirits, cautious office workers, or anyone who enjoys their caffeine with a side of legal peril.
 
In conclusion: this is no ordinary mug. It is Exhibit A in the case for drinking responsibly—and communicating even more responsibly.
 
Respectfully submitted,
Gift Goblin.
 
11oz white, dishwasher safe, ceramic mug.
Also available on a mug with a coloured inner, rim and handle for an extra £1.00