☕️ THE MUG FOR PEOPLE WHO'D RATHER NOT, THANKS. 🚷
Tired of being dragged into brunch plans, spontaneous group hikes, or god forbid... game night?
Meet your new best friend: the FOBI (Fear Of Being Included) white ceramic mug — perfect for sipping your hot beverage while dodging social obligations with quiet dignity (and a hint of caffeine-fueled dread).
🧠 What is FOBI?
It’s that special kind of anxiety that kicks in when someone says:
“Hey! We’re all going to the beach, you in?”
No. No, you are not in.
📦 This mug features:
Premium white ceramic composition for maximum emotional detachment
Bold text which says, “Please exclude me from this narrative”
Dishwasher and microwave safe — unlike your coping mechanisms
Use it at home, at family gatherings, or any time someone tries to rope you into a group activity “for shits and giggs.”
🍃 Whether you’re:
Ghosting a group chat
Turning down wedding invites like it’s your job
Or pretending not to hear when someone says “karaoke”
This mug has your back (and your beverage).
🎁 Perfect for:
Solo brunchers
“Sorry, I’m just soooo busy” texters
People whose idea of a perfect evening is not being invited to one
Hold the mug. Feel the power. Embrace the FOBI.
11oz white, dishwasher safe, ceramic mug.
Also available on a mug with a coloured inner, rim and handle for an extra £1.00
FOBI Mug
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