☢️ Nuclear Grade Humour – Now in Mug Form! ☢️
Introducing the ceramic mug that’s guaranteed to clear the room faster than your morning coffee:
“My Farts Hospitalise Small Children”
Featuring a bold nuclear gas mask design, this mug is the perfect blend of toxic charm and dark comedy. Whether you’re sipping tea, coffee, or something far more dangerous, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter (and conversation ender).
✅ Premium ceramic build – strong enough to survive fallout
✅ High-resolution print – gas mask looks almost too real
✅ Holds your drink (but not your dignity)
Perfect gift for friends with questionable humour, office pranksters, or anyone who takes their flatulence seriously.
⚠️ Warning: Contents may cause uncontrollable laughter and/or emergency evacuations.
11oz white, dishwasher safe, ceramic mug.
Also available on a mug with a coloured inner, rim and handle for an extra £1.00
Toxic Gas Mug
Please note that upon choosing a shipping method, Royal Mail First and Second class - Envelope - is only available for small items which can be sent within an envelope, such as cards, keyrings, jewellery, bookmarks or pocket hugs. Items under 100g.
If an order for a larger item is received and an 'envelope' postage has been selected, the order will NOT be shipped. You will be contacted to choose a different method, meaning that the order may have to be cancelled and reapplied. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
