☢️ Nuclear Grade Humour – Now in Mug Form! ☢️
 
Introducing the ceramic mug that’s guaranteed to clear the room faster than your morning coffee:
“My Farts Hospitalise Small Children”
 
Featuring a bold nuclear gas mask design, this mug is the perfect blend of toxic charm and dark comedy. Whether you’re sipping tea, coffee, or something far more dangerous, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter (and conversation ender).
 
✅ Premium ceramic build – strong enough to survive fallout
✅ High-resolution print – gas mask looks almost too real
✅ Holds your drink (but not your dignity)
 
Perfect gift for friends with questionable humour, office pranksters, or anyone who takes their flatulence seriously.
 
⚠️ Warning: Contents may cause uncontrollable laughter and/or emergency evacuations.
 
11oz white, dishwasher safe, ceramic mug.
Also available on a mug with a coloured inner, rim and handle for an extra £1.00